G
It's Christmas time and Santa's here,
Em
Making the children smile
Am
But he's just a pedophile
D
So you better watch your child.
G
Christmas trees in every house
Em
Covered in shiny lights
Am
But they just turn brown and die,
D
Or set your whole house on fire
Am D
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try.
G Em Am D
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G Em Am D
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Am D
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G Em
With mistletoe and candy cane
Am D G
This Christmas, could go my way.
G
Having fun with all your friends,
Am
Sipping on that eggnog,
Em
But it just looks like jizz
D
All over your upper lips.
G
House made out of ginger bread
Am
Cookies like Christmas trees
Em
Giving ya heart disease
D
And type 2 diabetes.
Am D
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but imma give it a try.
G Em Am D
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G Em Am D
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Am D
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G Em
With mistletoe and candy cane
Am D G
This Christmas, could go my way.
G Em
I've never seen reindeer fly
Am D
I've never heard the sleigh bells ring
G Em
I've never seen a snowman come to life
Am D
I've never heard the angels sing
Am D
But I hope, and I pray
G Em
That maybe this Christmas day
D
That'll change.
G Em Am D
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G Em Am D
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Am D
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G Em
With mistletoe and candy cane
Am D G
This Christmas, could go my way.
G Em Am D
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
G Em Am D
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Am D
Replace my heart ache and my pain,
G Em
Let's just dance the night away.
Am D G D
This Christmas, is going my way.
G
Just dance with me.
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