G F C G F C I was born a little premature, Mom just couldn't take no more G F G F Had no time to learn to cry, Goodbye, Mama, got to fly G F C Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye Entered school when I was two, PhD'd that afternoon Never entered any sports, Didn't look too good in shorts Got divorced when I was fourI did lots of travelling, Parts of me unraveling The Army then rejected me, Said I had two flat feet Wore them out when I was three Too bad there ain't ten of you, Then I'd show you what I'd do I could cheat on five of you and be faithful to you too But there's only one of you Chorus --------------------------------- by: José Duarte [email protected]Dm I've seen everything there is, I've done everything there is G I've met everyone but Liz now I've even met ol' Liz Dm No time for relationship, skip the foreplay, let 'er rip G You gotta beat the clock, beat the clock, Beat the clock, beat the clock