Written by Chris Difford/Glenn Tilbrook
verse 1 ======= E Eb D C# She left her school for the facto-ry D C# C B From pocket money to a salary E Eb D C# From a pac-a-mac to a compact case D C# C B And every morning she in-spects her face E Eb D C# She dis-covers pulling pints in pubs D C# C B That the good looks will never cover up for E Eb D C# Her dumb-ness in taking the stock D C# C B Sees her re-flection in a butcher's shop Refrain 1 ========= F#m B She finds it all quite rare A E Riff1 That her mate's all vanity fair F#m B She finds it all quite rare A E Riff1 That her mate's all vanity fair verse 2 ======= E Eb D C# She has her eyes on me-dallion men D C# C B That get her home on the dot at ten E Eb D C# She combs her hair when she gets ex-cused D C# C B The deal she wants always ends up screwed E Eb D C# Paints her nails on the bathroom scales D C# C B Gargles her breath like a landed whale E Eb D C# Her beauty is as deep as her skin D C# C B Keeps her eyebrows in a tobacco tin Refrain 2 ========= F#m B She poses foot on the chair A E Riff1 Coconut shy but vanity fair F#m B She poses foot on the chair G#m Riff2 Coconut shy but vanity fair Middle 8 ======== G#(2) Am F#m G In her vanity case her compact case Em G(2) D Riff3 In her compact case her eyes A/C# C(2) B(2) Bm Not bad for a sister but her vanity's fairhide this tabRiff1 ===== E ---------------|0----------------| B ---------------|0----------------| G 1>2>1----------|1----------------| D 2------>4>2----|2----------------| A 2--------------|2----------------| E 0--------------|0----------------| Riff2 ===== E ---------------| B 5---7---8---11-| G ---------------| D ---------------| A 4---6---7---10-| E ---------------| Riff3 ===== E ---------------| B ---------------| G ------2--4-----| D ------------2--| A ---------------| E ---------------| Note - the Verses are played in this pattern E --0---0---0---0-|--0---0---0---0--| B ----------------|-----------------| G ----------------|-----------------| D ----------------|-----------------| A 7---6---5---4---|5---4---3---2----| E ----------------|-----------------| E Eb D C# D C# C B Intro ===== G#(2) Am F#m G Em G(2) D Riff3 A/C# C(2) B(2) Bm E ---------------|----------------| B ---------------|----------------| G ---------------|4---------------| D ------0--2--4--|----2-----------| A ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|----------------| B ---------------|3---------------| G ---------0--2--|---4------------| D ---2--4--------|----------------| A ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|----------------| G#(3) G(3) D/F# Fdim E ---------------|-----0----------| B -0>1>0---------|-----0----------| G ------0--2>4>2-|----------------| D ---------------|2>4>2-----------| A ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|----------------|She swears to have had just a pine-ap-ple juice Eb D C# Falls a-sleep fully clothed in her bed D C# C B A(chord) With her makeup re-mover by her head Refrain 3 / End =============== F#m B And she might not be all there A E Riff1 But her dream's all vanity fair B She might not be all there A E Asus2/F# But her dream's all vanity fair E Asus2/F#hide this tabE ---------------|----------------| B ---------------|----------------| G ---------------|---4------------| D ------0-----2--|4---------2-----| A ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|----------------| And her sense of hu-mour's dry E ---------------|----------------| B ---------------|-------3--------| G ---------------|-0--2---------4-| D ---0---2---4---|----------------| A ---------------|----------------| E ---------------|----------------| G#(3) G(3) D/F# Fdim She comes home late with a-nother screw loose E ---------------|--------------------------0----| B 0->-1>-----0---|--------------------------0----| G --------------0|---2->-4->--2------------------| D ---------------|--------------2->--4->2--------| A ---------------|-------------------------------| E ---------------|--------------------------0----|E Asus2/F# Eadd2/G# B7 D(2) Eb(2) E(2)hide this tabE 0---0---------X----------X----X--|--X------X--------| B 0---0---------X----------X----X--|--X------X--------| G 0---2---------4----------8---11--|-12-----13--------| D 2---2---------4----------7---10--|-11-----14--------| A 2---X---------X----------X----X--|--X------X--------| E 0---2---------4----------7---10--|-11-----12--------|