Folk Singer

	  		
Intro 
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verse 1 
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You be pissing in a bottle and you can?t see through the fog 
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You know a trucker jack-knifed in the snow up ahead, for sure 
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The radar?s got you clocked    at 87 in a 55 
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The cops all want to search your car because they think you?re high 
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You finally reach the club and they got no posters up 
   E 
You play to 12 people, half are puking in a cup 
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You sell 2 CDs, give another 6 away 
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You hoping that somebody has a place where you could stay 

verse 2 
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Got a 10 hour drive in the morning, don?t sweat it 
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You?re thinking about the gig last night, you wish you could forget it 
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You listen to a  podcast        of Radio lab 
   E 
You try to call your mom but end up yelling at your dad 
   A 
The car needs gas so you pull into the Come and Go 
   E 
The weather channel says  that you?re about to hit some snow 
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You sell 5 CDs, give another 8 away 
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To add insult to injury, you had to pay to play 

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You?re a folksinger, Folk folk singer 
      E 
You?re a washed up punk, still a dead ringer 
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for a folksinger, you?re a folk folk singer 
 E 
For sure 


verse 3 
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The club owner said 'you should?ve played here last week 
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cause right now its finals and no one makes a peep' 
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He wishes that the money could?ve been a lot more 
      E 
But the deal was for a small percentage of the door 
   A 
27 dollars and a couple foreign bills 
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tried to pass the hat but everyone was high on pills 
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Play a new song, No applause, just crickets 
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The bartender says 'I?ll give you 2 drink tickets' 

    A                     
You?re a folksinger, Folk folk singer 
      E 
You?re a washed up punk, still a dead ringer 
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for a folksinger, you?re a folk folk singer 
 E 
For sure
 

verse 4 
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You get a big break and get to do some radio 
      E 
But the DJ says 'It?s taped for next week?s show' 
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It does you no good cause tonight you got the gig 
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But you keep on smiling and dance a little jig 
     A 
The car starts whining and the engines running hot 
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The gas station dude says 'your radiator?s shot' 
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You sell 12 CDs,  give none away 
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The radiator took it all, it?s Ground Hog day 

  A                   
You?re a folksinger, Folk folk singer 
      E 
You?re a washed up punk, still a dead ringer 
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for a folksinger, you?re a folk folk singer 
 E 
For sure
 

Verse 5 
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You get a good offer, for a gig in Atlanta 
  E 
But the airline sent your guitar all the way to Montana 
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Get a real person on the phone from United 
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You lose you cool and tell the dude to go bite it 
    A 
You borrow a guitar to try to cool your rage 
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Walk into the club and someone else is on stage 
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You sell no CDs, the club was double booked 
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You never even got to play, you feel your life is overlooked 

A                     
You?re a folksinger, Folk folk singer 
      E 
You?re a washed up punk, still a dead ringer 
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for a folksinger, you?re a folk folk singer 
 E 
For sure
 

Verse 6 
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You finally get some sleep and there?s a nice blue sky 
   E 
And the airlines found your guitar all the way in Dubai 
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They say that it will be there for your gig in Tallahassee 
   E 
But you ate some bad food, feeling kind of gassy 
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Get a Motel 6, wish it was the Ritz 
    E 
At least you got a private place because you got the shits 
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Sell 5 hats       and 2 CDs 
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Yes sir, no ma?am, Thank you please 

A                     
You?re a folksinger, Folk folk singer 
      E 
You?re a washed up punk, still a dead ringer 
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for a folksinger, you?re a folk folk singer 
 E 
For sure
 

Verse 7 
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Your manager calls you right before you play your show 
     E 
He says I think you should die your hair cause its white as snow 
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Your girlfriend calls you as you leave the stage 
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She saw a picture of you with a chick and now she?s in a rage 
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Break up break down break it all to hell 
    E 
Charging all the damage to your hotel bill 
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Sell 5 stickers    for 50 cents 
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you?re a folksinger now, you?re about to make a dent 

A                      
You?re a folksinger, Folk folk singer 
      E 
You?re a washed up punk, still a dead ringer 
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for a folksinger, you?re a folk folk singer 
 E 
For sure
 

Verse 8 
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Finally get some good news from the booking agent dude 
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At the club tonight they?ll give you half off your food 
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Place is packed    gonna make your fee 
     E 
But they wouldn?t even turn off the Sports TV 
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You feel like you climbed another rung on the ladder 
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You?re another day older, another day fatter 
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I?m a folk singer now in the pale moonlight 
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That's how I'm standing right here on stage tonight 

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I'm a folksinger, Folk folk singer 
      E 
I'm a washed up punk, still a dead ringer 
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for a folksinger, I'm a folk folk singer 
 E 
For sure 


Outro 
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I?m a folk-a-dee?folker 
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I?m a Bram Stoker Joker 
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I?m a vampire smoker 
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I?m a mother folking folker  
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