I Want All My Friends

	  		
Intro: C E Am F   G 


C                E            Am 
I want all my friends to be happy 
F                        G 
I want all my friends to find love 
C                E            Am 
I want all my friends to share good things 
D7                              G 
and be blessed by the light from above 


C                E            Am 
I want all my friends to be hopeful 
F                        G 
Not to be slaves to a bank 
C                E            Am 
I hope that my friends never have to 
D7                              G 
roll through the street in a tank 


F                G            C 
I want all my friends to have kitchens 
F                G         Am 
stocked up with bountiful food 
F                G            C 
I hope they wake with a smile 
C                   C/B               Am 
and say words like 'totes, awes, and dude' 


C                E            Am 
I want all my friends to know laughter 
F                        G 
uncontrollable from deep in the gut 
C                E            Am 
I want all my friends to have fine shoes 
D7                              G 
and to pat someone cute on the butt 


F                G            C 
I want all my friends to go travel 
F                G         Am 
and to see the world for just what it is 
F                G            C 
a beautiful place to inhabit 
C                   C/B          Am 
a big melting pot made of ... jizz 

Am 
(TALKING) my mom wants me to change that line to this 
C                   C/B          Am 
a big melting pot made of ... bliss 


F                G            C 
I want all my friends to dance naked 

C 
(TALKING)but my mom also says that there's a difference between naked and neked. 
So naked is when you're naked. neked is when you're naked and up to no good. 

F                G            C 
I want all my friends to dance neked 
F                        G 
so that all of their neighbors can see 
C                E            Am 
I want them all to be colour blind 
D7                              G 
and to keep those skin head racists far away from me 

F                G            C 
I want all my straight friends to love 
F                G         Am 
all of the gay friends I have 
F                G            C 
I'd love it if we all went to dinner 
C                   C/B          Am 
because my gay friends always pick up the tab 

C                E            Am 
I want all my friends to be healthy 
F                                               G 
and when they see kale and greens not just to scoff 
C                E            Am 
I want them to live long and prosper 
D7                              G 
and to tell cancer to just go fuck off 

F                G            C 
I want all my friends to know one thing 
F                G         Am 
that one day, when I'm long dead and gone 
F                G            C 
I want them to know that I love them 
C                   C/B          Am 
and that that's why I wrote them this song 

          C                E            Am 
Because, I want all my friends to be happy 
F                             G 
I want all my friends to find love 
C                E            Am 
I want all my friends to share good things 
D7                              G 
an be blessed by the light from above