Written by Kyle Richard Gass, Thomas Black, John Kimbrough
Intro: Spanish guitar + trumpets Verse:Oh conchita, won't ya have a seat-a, tell me baby who's to blame? F C I'll fucking kill the man who has done you wrong Bb A My body's shaking outta controlhide this tabE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----3-3-0-----3-3-3--3-0----2-2-2---2-3---2-2---2-2-----------------------| D|-----0-0-0-----0-0-0--0-0----0-0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0-----------------------| A|-----x-x-x-----x-x-x--x-x----x-x-x---x-x---x-x---x-x-----------------------| E|---3-3-3-3-----3-3-3--3-3----2-2-2---2-2---2-2---2-2-----------------------| Senorita, tasty mamacita, tell me baby what's your name E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-----3-3-0-----3-3-3--3-0----2-2-2---2-3-3h5-3---2-2-----------------------| D|-----0-0-0-----0-0-0--0-0----0-0-0---0-0---0-0---0-0-----------------------| A|-----x-x-x-----x-x-x--x-x----x-x-x---x-x---x-x---x-x-----------------------| E|---3-3-3-3-----3-3-3--3-3----2-2-2---2-2---2-2---2-2-----------------------|Repeat chords from verse 1: His name is Larry Oh, he's really scary Drinkin' at the fucking bar Tap his shoulder Muscles like a boulder Tell him that he's gone too far He laughs and tells me to fuckin' fuck myself Now my blood is boilin' over my soul! Hey!hide this tabE|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------10h12~~----10h12p10-----10----------------------------------------| A|--12h13----------------------13-----12-13-10-12-9~~~~~~~-------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|(Conversation with Larry in between the riff:) JB: Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't hear that. Did you just tell me to fuckin' fuck myself? Larry: Yeah! JB: Well I'm telling you to step outside Larry: Oh really? JB: Yeah, we got some things to talk about A little lady named Conchita Larry: Hey! JB: Yeah, you harmed her! Larry: What? Who said? Who are you? Jb: Yeah fuck you, you fucking piece of shit! Bridge: C#m B When my fist connects at Larry, falls down to the ground A Ab I see he's cut me with a bottle My pistol rises, cause it's time to double down Larry runs, I chase him out full-throttle (now alter between A and Ab, on the rythm of course) ¿Dónde estás mi horse? Ayee? Digame, dónde estás Larry? ayee? En los montañes? Donde? en los canyon? Muy bien, Coldwater Canyon? Andole, si, hay... hay, hay!hide this tabD Bb F C E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---7-7-7-7------------------10-10-10-10------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7------10-10-10-10--9--9--9--9------------------------| D|---7-7-7-7---8-8-8-8-8------10-10-10-10--10-10-10-10-----------------------| A|---5-5-5-5---8-8-8-8-8------8--8--8--8---10-10-10-10-----------------------| E|-------------6-6-6-6-6-------------------8--8--8--8------------------------|(Lyrics during Horse riff:) Ah, te llamo mi Conchita Yo tengo hombre para tu gota Mira mi cada Soy en fuego para tu bueso Mi amor Now repeat the chords from verse 1 again: Watchin' Larry In his sanctuary Thinkin' that he got away With Conchita Oh my mamacita Kissing him upon the face I fuckin' rue the day that I fought for you Now my mind is spinnin' out of control Oooohh Now comes this riff again, but with distortion added:hide this tabHorse riff: E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------4-4-----------------------0--0-0-2-0-------------------------| A|--4-4---4-6-7------7-6-4-4---6-4-2-----------------3-0--0-3-3-----3-3------| E|-----------------------------------4--4-----------------------3-3----------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--5-3-------5-5-5-------5---3-3-----3-3~~-5-3-2~~~~~~----------------------| E|------3-3-3-------3-3-----3-----3-3----------------------------------------|(Not sure about these lyrics here): Ah I'm sorry mamacita-aaaaaaaaah! Oh my little senorita-aaaaaaaaah! Ima drinkin' margarita-aaaaaaaah!hide this tabD Bb F C E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---7-7-7-7------------------10-10-10-10------------------------------------| G|---7-7-7-7---7-7-7-7-7------10-10-10-10--9--9--9--9------------------------| D|---7-7-7-7---8-8-8-8-8------10-10-10-10--10-10-10-10-----------------------| A|---5-5-5-5---8-8-8-8-8------8--8--8--8---10-10-10-10-----------------------| E|-------------6-6-6-6-6-------------------8--8--8--8------------------------|