Written by Cory Laurence/Kody Templeman
Part 1 D (pm) G A Don't wanna wake up at 6:15 D (pm) G A Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen D G A Don't wanna watch TV, Don't wanna read, There's only one thing that I really need D (pm) G A I need some brain damage and I need it fast D (pm) G A Beat me till you put me in a body cast D G A There's only one thing that I really need, Baby give me bruises and make me bleed D G B A I'm feeling unsituated, I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall (wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh oooh) D G B A Till my brains become inflated, And I can't even think at all (wooooooooooooooh oooh) D G B A I'm feeling sort of agitated, Give me some assault and battery D G B D Do I need medicated? Do I need surgery? D D Solo D D G A x2 Part 2 D G A Don't wanna wake up at 6:15 D G A Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen D G A Don't wanna watch TV, Don't wanna read, There's only one thing that I really need D G A I need some brain damage and I need it fast D G A Beat me till you put me in a body cast D G A There's only one thing that I really need, Baby give me bruises and make me bleed D G B A I'm feeling unsituated, I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall (woooooooooooooooooooooooh oooh) D G B A Till my brains become inflated, And I can't even think at all (woooooooooooooooooh oooh) D G B A I'm feeling sort of agitated, Give me some assault and battery D G B D Do I need medicated? Do I need surgery? D D Part 3 D (no guitar) G A Don't wanna wake up at 6:15 D (no guitar) G A Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen D G A Don't wanna watch TV, Don't wanna read, There's only one thing that I really need D (no guitar) G A I need some brain damage and I need it fast D (no guitar) G A Beat me till you put me in a body cast D G A There's only one thing that I really need, Baby give me bruises and make me bleed D G B A I'm feeling unsituated, I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall (woooooooooooooooooooooooooh oooh) D G B A Till my brain's become inflated, And I can't even think at all (woooooooooooooooooh oooh) D G B A I'm feeling sort of agitated, Give me some assault and battery D G B D Do I need medicated? Do I need surgery? B D Do I need surgery? B D Do I need surgery? B D So I don't swallow my tongue?