Written by John Entwistle
G F Eb F G Whiskey Man's my friend he's with me nearly all the time. G F Eb F G He always joins me when I drink and we get on just fine. D Am7 G C G Nobody has ever seen him I'm the only one. D Am7 G C G Seemingly I must be mad, insanity is fun. G C G If that's the way it's done. G F G F G F Eb Doctor's say he's just a figment of my twisted mind. G F G F G F Eb If they can't see my Whiskey Man they must be going blind. G F Eb F G Two men dressed in white collected me two days ago. G F Eb F G They said there's only room for one and Whiskey Man can't go. D Am7 G C G Whiskey Man will waste away if he's left on his own. D Am7 G C G I can't even ring him cause he isn't on the phone. G C G Hasn't got a home. G F G F G F Eb Life is very gloomy in this little padded cell. G F G F G F Eb It's a shame there wasn't room for Whiskey Man as well. G F Eb F G Whiskey Man's my friend he's with me nearly all the time. G F Eb F G He always joins me when I drink and we get on just fine.