Written by They Might Be Giants
Intro: G D C (2x) G D C G D Outnumbered a million to one C G D C All of the dicks in this dick town G D C Can't keep Johnny down G D C G D M-e-n piled up in a towering mound C G D C None of them once has found a way G D C To keep Johnny down A Em Spending days by myself Remembering slights A B I'm not a monument to justice C Plus which I don't forget a face G D And they can't (down, down, down) C G D Can't keep Johnny down (down, down, down) C G D They haven't yet built the man (down, down, down) C G D C That will keep old Johnny down (down, down, down) Em A C D G C A D G D Some dude C G D Hitting golf balls on the moon C G D Bathroom in his pants C G D C And he thinks he's better than m-e G D C G D I'm pointing a finger at my own face C G They can't know what's in here D C G D C And they can't keep Johnny down A Beneath my dignity Em To flip off the guy A B When he pulls up alongside C To say my gas cap is unscrewed G D And they can't (down, down, down) C G D Can't keep Johnny down (down, down, down) C G D They haven't yet built the man (down, down, down) C G D C That will keep old Johnny down (down, down, down) G D And they don't (down, down, down) C G D Don't know what I've seen (down, down, down) C G D Can't know what's in here (down, down, down) C G D C And they can't keep Johnny down (down, down, down) Em A C D G C A D G D C Am G