verse 1 D G/D D G/D D They tried the handcuffs but they won't lock D G/D D G/D D Electrical courses but they won't shock A D You pulled the fire alarm A D You tried punching a cop G A You're just too tired to stop D G/D D G/D D You old pine boxverse 2 D G/D D G/D D They called relations but they declined D G/D D G/D D They called the fan club but they'd resigned A D Left your car in a field A D And some questions behind G A Your mom thinks you're out of your mind Bridge D Bb(add#11) Over the falls and into the drink D Bb(add#11) The barrel breaks and we slowly sink verse 3 D G/D D G/D D They tried the handcuffs but they won't lock D G/D D G/D D Electrical courses but they won't shock A D You pulled the fire alarm A D You tried punching a cop G A You're just too tired to stop D G/D D G/D D You old pine box D G/D D G/D DEm You old pine box A With your head full of rocks D G Sharp like a cracked flowerpot Em You old paper hat A On your skull full of bats D G There's no percentage in that