A Kim Chi the asian drag queen E Had a very heavy lisp And if you ever heard her A You would say her words werent crisp A All of the other drag queens E Working on the Christmas tour They never let poor Kim Chi A Hold the microphone no more D A Then one day on all stars three E7 A Rupaul came to say E Kim Chi with your lisp so tight /(look so right) Won?t you host my show tonight A Then all the drag queens loved her E And she shouted out with glee N.C. ?I?m jutht thuper exthited to be here? E Kim Chi the asian drag queen A You?ll go down in herstory