A Happy Birthday you're 18 The only thing that means G Is you're old enough to strip A Still too young to have a grip D On the high cost of each dollar The impact of our father G Every shitty guy you'll date A D Every piss poor decision you'll make D She's taken all her notes in pencil Intend to contradict themselves, and G half of what they say A She's learning that rules can bend this way Em They say you can measure a man, by the way he stands G A Cause you kick those heels up baby and still walk tall G Em She's staying up, she's working hard For her money tonight(hard for her money tonight) G A She's learning all that life can give and take away G Em She's staying up, she's working hard For her money tonight(hard for her money tonight) G A She's learning all that life can give and take away D Pretty miss Mary, Mary quite contrary won't stay this pretty forever, G Because miss Mary, Mary things will get hairy, A Drug habits make it hard to keep a body together. Em They say you can measure a man, by the way he stands G A Cause you kick those heels up baby and still walk tall G Em She's staying up, she's working hard For her money tonight(hard for her money tonight) G A She's learning all that life can give and take away G Em She's staying up, she's working hard For her money tonight(hard for her money tonight) G A She's learning all that life can give and take away D Pretty miss Mary, Mary quite contrary won't stay this pretty forever, G Because miss Mary, Mary things will get hairy, A Drug habits make it hard to keep a body together. Em They say you can measure a man, by the way he stands G A Cause you kick those heels up baby and still walk tall G Em She's staying up, she's working hard For her money tonight(hard for her money tonight) G A She's learning all that life can give and take away G Em She's staying up, she's working hard For her money tonight(hard for her money tonight) G A She's learning all that life can give and take away (slower) :D A Happy Birthday you're 18 The only thing that means G Is you're old enough to strip A Still too young to have a grip