Intro: Em verse 1 Bm Em What went wrong with your plan, man, was it too good to be true Bm Em No one here can understand why, disappointing it fell through Bm Am With one hand on the stirrup and one hand in the stew C7 B7 Em No one knows that better than you verse 2 Bm Em Ohh, what went wrong with your city, the Brasilia of the North Bm Em Isn't it a pity that no one knew it's worth Bm Am But the Civic Centre shines and money in your hand C7 B7 Em Let's raise another glass to Dan the Planverse 3 Bm Em Oh, what went wrong with your plan, man, when you never realised Bm Em Surely we could see that you had to subsidise to survive Bm Am But the law for once was on our side, and behind the bars you'll stew C7 B7 Em But no one knows that better than youD G Oh Dan, you're a terrible man Em C Oh, can't you see what you've done? You spoiled all our fun D G Ohh, Dan, Dan, you killed the old man Em C You turned his home into a caravan D G You know it used to be mine, even the Fog on the Tyne Em C Now it's all snow and rain, am I wrong to complain? Em Am I wrong to complain?D G Oh Dan, you're a terrible man Em C Oh, can't you see what you've done? You spoiled all our fun D G Ohh, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, you killed the old man Em C You turned his home into a caravan D G You know it used to be mine, even the Fog on the Tyne Em C Now it's all snow and rain, am I wrong to complain? Em Am I wrong to complain? D G Oh Dan, you're a terrible man Em C Oh, can't you see what you've done? You spoiled all our fun D G Ohh, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, you killed the old man Em C You turned his home into a caravan D G You know it used to be mine, even the Fog on the Tyne Em C Now it's all snow and rain, am I wrong to complain? Em Am I wrong to complain?