Written by Russell Smith
A E Settin' at a tiny table in a ritzy restaurant, She was starin' at her coffee cup, A He was tryin' to keep his courage up while 'plying booze. A E The talk was small when they talked at all they both knew what they want. There was no need to talk about it, A They were old enough to start without it and keep it smooth. C# F#m D (5 beats) She said, "You don't look like my type but I guess you'll do." A E A Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous. C# F#m D He said, "I'll even tell you that I love you if you want me to." A E A Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous. A E When they left the bar, they got in his car and they drove away. ^ A He drove to the Family Inn, She didn't even have to pretend she didn't know what for. ^ ^ E Then he went to the desk and made his request while she waited outside. ^ A When he came back with the key, she said give it to me and I'll unlock the door. C# F#m D She kept sayin', "I've never really done this kind of thing before, have you?" A E A Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous. C# F#m D He said, "Yes I have, but only a time or two." A E A Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous. Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous. Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous.