C I'm as crazy as the days are long and everybody knows I indulge in a little bit too much sin and my mind just comes and goes G7 Still with all my faults I feel as if I can survive F G7 C Cause I'm the only sane man left alive The world is closing in on me there's a wall around me too I got seventeen women knocking on my door threatening to sue G7 It's good to see them out again they haven't lost their drive F G7 C And I'm the only sane man left alive F G7 C F I don't even know my first name that don't bring me down G7 C I'm so happy just to feel this way inside F G7 C F People tell me that I should explain they think I'm turned around D7 G7 To them a sane man's just like Jekyll and Hyde C My personality changes like the winds of a hurricane I got heartaches by the number but I never feel the pain G7 I'm a little off my rocker but the one thing I derive F G7 C Is that I'm the only sane man left alive F G7 C F I don't even know my first name that don't bring me down G7 C I'm so happy just to feel this way inside F G7 C F People tell me that I should explain they think I'm turned around D7 G7 To them a sane man's just like Jekyll and Hyde C G7 I'm a little off my rocker but the one thing I derive F G7 C Is that I'm the only sane man left alive F G7 C I'm the only sane man left alive F G7 C I'm the only sane man left alive