I'm The Least You Can Do

	  		


 



Powerchords (0:14) 

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Verse (0:31) 

C 
It always sucks refolding the kind of map 
       G# 
Needed when I get stuck where the sun don't shine the fact 
     C                                                     G# 
Is if I just shut up my rubbered stamp could flag you as dumb 



Verse (0:46) 

C 
It ain't your mind you're giving me a piece of 
      G# 
As it don't take Einstein to know that's just obscene but 
          C                                                 G# 
It's been Buck Rogers' time since I hit other than rock bottom 



Break (1:01) 

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Verse (1:15) 

C 
Even the odds of having you against me 
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With your crotchless Jihad on blue balls evidently 
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Are all mighty good god so angel dust my soul like James Brown 



PreChorus (1:29) 

C 
Street legal whore hauling so much stunning ass 
G# 
Sell yourself short like Bridget at the bunny ranch 
C                                               G# 
Do it all fours the satisfaction of getting fouled 



Chorus (1:42) 

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I'm the least you could do 
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If only life were as easy as you 
                      F       G# 
I'm the least you could do (oh Yeah) 
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If only life were as easy as you 
                       C 
I would still get screwed 



Bridge (1:57) 

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PreChorus (2:12) 

C 
I don't care if getting under someone that's 
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Beneath you fits the M.O. of conundrum as 
C                                              G# 
You reckoned this was just a fancy word for rubbers 



PreChorus (2:26) 

C 
I aim to get a bang out of working your 
G# 
Weak spot that sets the bar so low just nerve can score 
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With no respect since oddly danger feels like pay dirt 



Chorus (2:38) 

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I'm the least you could do 
         D#                   A# 
If only life were as easy as you 
                        F      G# 
I'm the least you could do (oh Yeah) 
         D#                   A# 
If only life were as easy as you 

                      F      G# 
I'm the least you could do 
         D#                   A# 
If only life were as easy as you 
                        F       G# 
I'm the least you could do (oh Yeah) 
         D#                   A# 
If only life were as easy as you    If only... 






Verse (3:23) 

C                     G# 
When my fumbling breaks you should 
D#                        A# 
I thank your dad for the damaged goods? 
C                 G# 
When my fumbling breaks you should 
D#                        A# 
I thank your dad for the damaged goods? 



Verse with powerchords (3:37) 

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When my fumbling breaks you should 
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I thank your dad for the damaged goods? 
C                  G# 
When my fumbling breaks you should 
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I thank your dad for the damaged goods?  



Outro (3:52) 

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