G C Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong D G They're too damn skinny and way too long C I ain't a holy roller, so I just use a bong D G Them boys from Oklahoma roll their joints all wrong (Same chord progression throughout the song) Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed They smuggle across the Rio, they use the Mexican breed That's expointin' cheap labor, but hell that's Texican's creed Them boys down in Texas got some damn fine weed Them boys in Arkansas they got some damn fine pot That's a direct result of all them good seeds they got Haulin' water up a hill's takes quite a lot Them boys from Arkansas got some damn fine pot Now them boys from California gott'em a kinky streak They like to roll their own but their wrist are too weak But they really start to puff'n when you stick one in their beak Them boys from California gott'em a kinky streak Them faggots down in Norman gott'em a kinky streak They like to roll their own but their Sooner wrists are too weak They really start to puff'n when you stick one in their beak Them faggots down in Norman got a kinky streak I used to have me dog, named him ol'Joe Clark And I swear that dog used to belong to a narc Every time I got around him all he did was bark But he paid himself off time and time again Them boys up in Kansas, hell all they got is a bunch of schwag They'll charge you fifty bucks for a quarter bag I got some in my guitar case but I'm not the type to brag But it's a damn sight better than that Kansanian schwag Them boys in Louisiana got trouble growin' their weed Them alligators is mean, they eat up all the seed But on a bayou night by the light of the full moon You can walk out and pick ya a sack full of 'shrooms Them boys in Colorado would just as soon pan for gold The nights are too long, the growin season's too cold They just as soon smoke a joint that Jason Boland had rolled Least that's what I been told
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