Intro: C F G C Bb G C F G Eb D C C F G What would Brian Boitano do C Bb G If he was here right now, C He'd make a plan Am And he'd follow through, F G C That's what Brian Boitano'd do. C When Brian Boitano was in the olympics, F G Skating for the gold, C He did two salchows and a triple lutz, F G C While wearing a blind fold. E When Brian Boitano was in the alps, Am Fighting grizzly bears, F He used his magical fire breath, G And saved the maidens fair. C F G So what would Brian Boitano do C Bb G If he were here today, C Am I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two, F G C That's what Brian Boitano'd do. Bb F G I want this V-chip out of me, Bb F G It has stunted my vo-ca-bu-lar-y. Am G And I just want my mom F C To stop fighting everyone Bb For Wendy I'll be an activist, too, G Cause that's what Brian Boitano would do. C F G And what would Brian Boitano do, C Bb G He'd call all the kids in town, C Am And tell them to unite for true F G C That's what Brian Boitano would do. Key change up half step C# F# Ab C# B Ab C F# Ab E Eb C# C# When Brian Boitano travelled through time F# Ab To the year 3010, C# He fought the evil robot kings F# Ab C# and saved the human race again F And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids, Bbm He beat up Kublai Khan. F# Ab A Causes Brian Boitano doesn't take shit from an-y-body D G A So lets all get together, D C A And unite to stop our moms D Bm And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, G A D Cause that's what Brian Boitano do. D Bm And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too, G A D Cause that's what Brian Boitano do?, G A D That's what Brian Boitano do.