Coal-train Robberies

	  		
verse 1 

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Yesterday's coal train came to rest in the bitter 
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Cutting 
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And as the signals took an age to change it was 
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Easy pickings 
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So you go to the movies where they smash it up 
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You want to feel your heart pumping it makes 

You feel good 
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All through the karaoke girls were squealing 

The hits 
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As another Mercedes-Benz gets blown to bits 
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While all the time in the camp town theaters 
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Of Piccadilly 
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They're going to throw a black-face minstrel 
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Show for the barefoot children 
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That they're always selling 
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They'll say "It's quaint" as the guilty ones faint 
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And claim they ain't underneath this paint 
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We interrupt these liberal saints with their 
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Whips and watermelon 


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Reports are coming in of a coal-train robbery 
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It's like another world, or it had better be 


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So we return to whitewashed pout of his 
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Committed lips 
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Since he was declared the long lost fountain 
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Of youth that drips and drips and drips 
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They'll be sending him round from door to door 
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To sell you back what's already yours 
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"So many good deeds, so little time" 
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Say the advertising agency swine 
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When man has destroyed what he thinks he owns 
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I hope no living thing cries over his bones 
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If you don't believe that I'm going for good 
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You can count the days I'm gone and chop up 
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The chairs for firewood 
  
 
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Reports are coming in of a coal-train robbery 
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It's like another world, or it had better be