verse 1 B I'm halfway home, at the pub on the corner of the street I see kids from school, but I stare down at my feet A Sports on TV F# They scream for victory B A few blocks down, there's Dawn, she's got spinach on her teeth In between the front ones, just a little bitty leaf A F# And I try to speak, but Dawn makes me nervousG#m F# G#m F# verse 2 B The pet shop'??s closed, too bad, cause animals like me back We had a dog once, we all just called her Kat A Was mum's idea F# She's got great sense of humor B Later tonight, some soup, then I'll probably send a text Hey Dawn it's Jim, would you like to have some sex? A And if that's too weird, maybe just a hot chocolateE B F# And I get overexcited E B F# Can't do a damn thing about it E B F# My God we're shoulder to shoulder E Nice guy looking for a future loverBridge G#m F# F#m F#m E F# C# A#m F# F G#E B F# I get so overexcited E B F# Can't do a damn thing about it E B F# My God we're shoulder to shoulder E Nice guy looking for a future loverOutro F# Cause I'm bored, bored, bored Fm Everyone knows it's hard living with mother (with mother) G# If you can even call this living C# Here's the right cymbal A#m Nothing makes a man feel more alive Than when they're the tanging the hump of the ride F# Tang the humpF# C# G# I get so overexcited F# C# G# Can't do a damn thing about it F C# G# My God we're shoulder to shoulder F# G# C# A#m Nice guy looking for a future lover