Written by Kelley Lovelace/Joe Nichols/Don Sampson
{Chorus} (C) What's a (F) guy gotta do to get a girl in this town Don't want to be alone when the (C) sun goes down Just a sweet little somethin' to put my arms around What's a guy gotta do to get a girl in this (F) town Well, (F) ask anybody - I'm a pretty good guy And the looks-decent-wagon didn't (C) pass me by There ain't nothin' in my past that I'm tryin' hard to hide And I (N.C.) don't understand why I gotta wonder (C) why {Repeat Chorus} (F) Cruise all around the right parking lots A little time gets killed - alot of (C) bull gets shot One'll think I'm kinda cute and laugh at every joke I've got When I (N.C.) get to thinkin' maybe, she's a thinkin' maybe (C) not {Repeat Chorus} Had an (F) old man tell me, "Boy, if you were smart You'd hit the produce aisle at the (C) Super Wal-Mart" So I bumped into a pretty girl's shopping cart All I (N.C.) did was break her eggs and bruise her artichoke hearts {Repeat Chorus} What's a (C) guy gotta do to get a girl in this (F) town