Intro: C#m E B G#m F# (2x) verse 1: E B I could hear you coming, so I hid by the couch E B You were talking so loudly, I don't know what about G#m B You were drunker than high school, self-conscious and sweet G#m B I never ever felt so cool disguised in your sheets Chorus: E B But I'm a constant headache, a tooth out of line E B They try to make you regret it, you tell them, no not this time G#m B It's just a constant headache, a dead pet device G#m B You hang me up unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine E B G#m F# (2x) verse 2: E B And then you finally found me, pretending to sleep E B You said such nice things about me; I felt guilty and cheap G#m B You took two steps to the kitchen, just stared at the sink G#m B I couldn't hold back a smile; I still wish I could have seen you E B Having sex in the morning, your love was foreign to me E B It made me think maybe human's not such a bad thing to be G#m B But I just laid there in protest, entirely fucked G#m B It's such a stubborn reminder one perfect night's not enough Chorus: E B It's just a constant headache, a tooth out of line E B They try to make you regret it, you tell them, no not this time G#m B It's just a constant headache, a dead pet device G#m B You hang me up unfinished with the better part of me no longer mine Outro: E E B C#m G#m G#m B C#m (2x) E