Intro: B A (x4) B Some guys write poems with beautiful words B A Some guys sing songs 'bout flowers and birds B E but that aint who I am, that kinda crap aint me D F# no oh B some guys are sculptured in plastic and steel B A some losers paint painting abstracting so real B E I don't get it that kinda crap aint me D F# cant you see G D A E D/F# G ohooo the only art I've ever been able to feel D F# is the only art that matters the art of the deal B A B A B A B A the art of the deal B there's nothing better or quite as sublime B A as signing your name on the dotted line B that's all the beauty I need in my life E D F# that and a big tittied eastern bloc wife G D A E D/F# G oh the only art I've ever been able to feel D F# is the only art that gets me off G D A E some people make tv shows like golden girls or diffrn't strokes G D A E some people make we are the worlds and give american money to some african folks G D I'm on my own G D I shall overcomb F# G that is the man you see shaking your hand hello D A E the only art that matters aint picasso or pollack G D A E aint wahl, van gogh, rothko, dali, mondrian or ron popeil G D A E the only art that matters is the one that makes me squeal G D F# so forget those other losers it's the art of the deal B A the art of the deal B A the art of the deal B A the art of the deal B A the art of the deal