G Em7 Cadd9 D Play 4 chords throughout song I woke up this morning at 9: 23 I grabbed my remote and switched on ITV There's only one man I'm waiting for The only man for me His name is Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy kyle Can you help me out with the maternity of my first born child Because my mother I detest her I need a lie detector From Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy, Jeremy Kyle Basically I went to the chip shop And my boyfriend attacked me with a stick of rock He left me there, yeh, he left me on the ground And then he robbed me of £21 Basically at the end of the day What you gonna do about it, Jeremy? Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy kyle Can you help me out with maternity of my fist born child Because my mother I detest her I need a lie detector From Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy Kyle