THIS IS A GREAT BAND THAT WASN'T ON THE SITE SO I DECIDED TO PUT SOME TABS OF'EM UP. AND I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE, THEIR LIVE SHOW IS AWESOME, SO AWESOME THAT THE SURGEON GENERAL OF ROCK HAS ISSUED THIS STATEMENT, " SEEING THIS BAND IS EQUAL TO FIFTEEN ORGASMS!" SO GO SUPPORT A GREAT BAND LIKE THIS, THEY DESERVE IT. THIS SONG IS IN THE KEY OF ROCK C9 G D Em x4 C(one strum) Mirror mirror on the bathroom G C9 G C9 wall tells you what to do C You believe it when they tell G C9 G C9 you something?s wrong with you D Em C You?ll fix your karma on a three-day weekend D Em C Your horoscope will tell you what went wrong. D Em C You?re blaming random things when there?s no reasonC(one strum) A firm belief the supernatural G C9 G C9 is aligned against you C(one strum) Astrological conspiracies, G C9 G C9 it?s really nothing new D Em C You cross your fingers when there?s no one looking D Em C You keep your birthday wishes to yourself. D Em C The gypsy?s crystal ball it must be broken CHORUS C(one strum) People tell you that you make your G C9 G C9 own luck, well they?re wrong C(one strum) You?re getting nauseous eating G C9 G C9 fortune cookies all night long D Em C The tarot cards say you?ll find your true love D Em C Late-night psychics, girl they all agree D Em C On your own you?ll never find the right one. CHORUS 2X (2ND TO LAST CHORUS SAYS "You tied a string around your little sticky finger")C9 G D Em You?ve got a horseshoe on the doorway C9 G D Em You tied a string around your finger C9 G D Em C9 G D Em You are avoiding cracks in sidewalks now