Punch and Judy

	  		
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Punch, Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy

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Washing machine, pinstripe dream, stripped the gloss from a beauty queen
          B                 D
Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy
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Found our nest in The Daily Express, met the vicar in a holy vest
          B               D
Punch and Judy, Punch and Judy
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Brought up the children Church of E, now I vegetate with a colour TV
B                                                 D
Worst ever thing that ever happened to me, oh for D.I.V.O.R.C.E.
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Oh, Judy

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What ever happened to pillow fights? 
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What ever happened to jeans so tight, Friday nights
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What ever happened to Lover's Lane?
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What ever happened to passion games, Sunday walks in the pouring rain?

F#                            A
Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch the Judy
B                             D
Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch

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Curling tongs, Mogadons, "I got a headache, baby, don't take so long"
B                              D
Single beds, middle age dread, losing the war in the waistlands spread
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"Who left the cap off the toothpaste tube? Who forgot to flush the loo?
           B                                    D
Leave your sweaty socks outside the door, don't walk across my polished floor"
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Oh, Judy

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Whatever happened to morning smiles?
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Whatever happened to wicked wiles, permissive styles?
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Whatever happened to twinkling eyes?
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Whatever happened to hard fast drives, compliments on unnatural size?

F#                            A
Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch the Judy
B                             D
Punch, punch, punch the Judy, punch, punch, punch

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Propping up a bar, family car, sweating out a mortgage as a balding clerk
          B                 D
Punch and Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy
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World War Three, suburbanshee, just slip her these pills and I'll be free
        B                   D
No more Judy, Judy, Judy no more
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Goodbye Judy