The Peach And The Melon

	  		
Verse 
    Em                 G 
The peach said to her sister 
         D                Dm 
Oi there melon, this is heaven 
 Em           G               D 
All I have to do is sit here shapely 
          Dm 
And they love me 

    Em                      G 
The books you read from the church you're at 
        D                 Dm 
Aren't gospel, more like bullshit 
   Em             G 
Preoccupied with looking up 
          D                  Dm 
When it's so clear, it's all down here 

 Em           G                 D         Dm 
Mrs Wagner's pies were full of locals, bifocals 
    Em               G 
The fox came in and woke me up 
       D             Dm 
Damn creature ate my pizza 

    C 
But here's a man 
                                G 
Who'll shave his wife's head clean 
                        D 
No more of the man I'll see 
                       A 
No more than I'll ever be 

C 
Just a man 
                             G 
A misshaped piece from our world 
                     D 
With everything to learn 
                          A 
So still on a world that turns 

     Em                   G                D 
It's time act 'cause the Manson girls are talking 
       Dm 
About walking 
 Em               G                   D 
All they want is ice cream shoes and jelly 
         Dm 
And the tele 

    C 
But here's a man 
                               G 
Who'll shave his wife's head clean 
                        D 
No more of the man I'd see 
                       A 
No more than I'll ever be 

     C 
I'm just a man 
                            G 
A misshaped piece from our world 
                    D 
With everything to learn 
                          A 
So still on a world that turns