Written by Cris Kirkwood/Curt Kirkwood
Verse: A D E Give me lots of money A E D A house upon a hill A D E Send me pretty women A E D Or threaten me And still A D E I'll come up to your house A E D And attempt to fix your sink A D E Do a mediocre job A E D As I'm leaving you will thinkVerse: A D E My eye is on the pork A E D The pork is in the pan A D E If something needs a'doing A E D Well, you know I'm not your man A D E If you're counting on me A E D You know I'll let you down A D E You can't be counting on me A E D 'Cause you know I'm just a clownE D If you're needing something A You know that I'll be gone E D A I will not answer when you call E D If you're waiting for me A Then you'll be waiting long E D A I can't be counted on at allSolo Verse: A D E Give me lots of money A E D A house upon a hill A D E Send me pretty women A E D Or threaten me And still A D E My eye is on the pork A E D The pork is in the pan A D E If something needs a'doing A E D Well, you know I'm not your manE D If you're waiting for me A Then you'll be waiting long E D A I will not answer when you call E D If you're needing something A You know that I'll be gone E D A I can't be counted on at allsoloE D If you're needing something A You know that I'll be gone E D A I will not answer when you call E D If you're waiting for me A Then you'll be waiting long E D A I can't be counted on at all E D A I can't be counted on at all E D A I can't be counted on at all E D A I can't be counted on at all E D A I can't be counted on at all