Gravity Is A Bitch

	  		
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You spend your twenties feeling that you're walking on the ceiling  
        A                 D         G 
And you party like you're eight feet tall 
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You say working's for the birds, chasing dreams and miniskirts,  
     A          D           G 
From here, everything seems small 

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Then thirties come around and you finally feel the ground 
        A          D         G 
Look around and maybe start planning  
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For what the future holds and though you're far from old 
        A                D         G     
You moisturize and spend less time tanning 

       C 
You're hanging over but you're hanging in,  
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You're starting to look like all of your friends 
    A 
Conversations turning from rock and roll  
   D        G                     D 
To kids and politics and how much money you owe 
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Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs,  
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You got places that you can't even itch 
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You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it,  
       A      D    G 
'cause gravity's a bitch 

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Forty's kinda boring and you spend your time ignoring  
    A                D        G     
The things you don't see so clear 
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Your reflection in the glass is gonna knock you on your ass,  
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You wonder how the hell'd it get down here 

       G                            E7 
You're happy in your fifties though things are kind of shifty,  
    A           D            G   
At sixty you'll find peace of mind 
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Go to bed at eight o'clock, and comb your hair if you've still got it,  
              A             D      G   
'cause you're almost at the finish line 

       C 
You're hanging over but you're hanging in,  
        G                           E7 
You're starting to look like all of your friends 
    A 
Conversations turning from rock and roll  
   D        G                     D 
To kids and politics and how much money you owe 
    G                            E7 
Got bags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs,  
        A                 D         G 
You got places that you can't even itch 
        G                                      E7 
You can nip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're never gonna beat it,  
       A      D    G 
'cause gravity's a bitch 
      A      D    G 
Yeah, gravity's a bitch, 
                             A      D    G  
I'm here to tell you, gravity is a bitch