Written by Brandy Clark/Shane McAnally/Kacey Musgraves
Intro: Em7 Em7 I cut my bangs with some rusty kitchen scissors B7 I screamed his named till the neighbors called the cops Em7 I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver B7 Em7 Don't know what I did next all I know I couldn't stop Em7 Word got around to the barflies and the Baptist B7 My mama's phone started Ringing off the hook Em7 I can hear her now saying she ain't gonna have it B7 Em7 Don't matter how you feel it Only matters how you lookEm7 Wish I could be just a little less dramatic B7 Like a Kennedy when Camelot went down in flames Em7 Leave it to me to be holding the matches B7 Em7 When the fire trucks show up and there's nobody else to blame Em7 Can't get revenge and keep a spot less reputation B7 Sometimes revenge is a choice you got a make Em7 My mama came form a softer generation B7 Em7 When you get a grip and bite your lip just to save her little faceEm7 Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B7 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Em7 'Cause I raised you better got a keep it together B7 Em7 Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heartEm7 Powder your nose paint your toes line your lips and keep them closed Cross your legs dot your eyes and never let 'em see you cryEm7 Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B7 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Em7 'Cause I raised you better got a keep it together B7 Em7 Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heartOutro: Em7Em7 Go and fix your make up girl its just a break up B7 Run and hide your crazy and start acting like a lady Em7 'Cause I raised you better got a keep it together B7 Em7 Even when you fall apart, well, this ain't my mama's broken heart