Best Friend Plank

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I'm never bored when I'm with you 
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We're pals, we're buddies through and through 
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I wish I knew what to buy for you 
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On your birthday  

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Our friendship goes against the grain 

Em                        A 
I've seen you swell up in the rain 
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I saw you - didn't see your pain 

Em               A 
Was it termites?  

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It's never hard to talk to you 
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Though you stump me with your silence 
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I feel so naughty pining here 
Em                           D 

For your happy face is guidance  


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My best friend Plank 

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My best friend Plank 

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My best friend Plank  

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Sitting there so silently 
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What could you be thinking? 
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You're not saying; I won't axe 
Em                   A     
Is that sealant that you're drinking?  

G               D 
Man your hammer Nailed you, pal 
Em                       D     
Al Gore's wife's name is "Tipper" 
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I knew we'd be best friends for life 
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When I saved you from that chipper  

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    My best friend Plank 
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    My best friend Plank 
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    My best friend Plank  

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Ooo, Plank 
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Count the rings, count the rings 
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Ooo, Plank 
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Count the rings  

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I'd walk you on the seven seas 

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But sawdust always makes me wheeze 

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I met your mom and dad the trees 

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But please don't get Dutch elm disease  

    My best friend Plank 
    My best friend Plank 
    My best friend Plank 
    You're my best friend, Plank