(Verse) C I was sittin' in the kitchen One day, and I was itchin' To fill up my belly G With the pipin' hot jelly Of the best damn treat in the world He's talkin' G Pop Tarts And I saw a stick of butter And it almost made me shudder C And scream like a baby girl I don't want a giant penis Or a rocket ship to C F Venus I don't want to win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble C G C(Ring) 'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble In a butter, fruit and dough tart dreamC Have you ever put butter on a poptart? It's soooo freakin' F C Goooood...Have you ever put butter on a poptart.... G C If you haven't than I think you should......