C Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? F It's so freakin' good C Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? G7 C If you haven't then I think you should C Peter: I was sittin' in the kitchen One day, and I was itchin' To fill up my belly With the pipin' hot jelly G7 Of the best damn treat in the world Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts! Peter: And I saw a stick of butter And it almost made me shudder C And scream like a baby girl Together: I don't want a giant penis Or a rocket ship to Venus F I don't want to win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble C 'Til I'm dizzy and I waddle G7 C In a butter, fruit and dough tart treat G7 C So I put butter on a Pop Tart F It was so freakin' good C Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? G7 C If you haven't then I think you should C Together: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? F It's so freakin' good C Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart? G7 C If you haven't then I think you should Quagmire: Pop Tart! Peter: With butter?!