Written by Cole Porter
C F G C G Miss otis regrets she's unable to lunch today F Madam C G Miss otis regrets she's unable to lunch today C She is sorry to be delayed F C But last evening down in lover's lane she strayed F Madam C F G C G Miss otis regrets she's unable to lunch today. C When she woke up and found F C That her dream of love was gone F Madam C F G C G She ran to the man who had led her so far astray C And from under her velvet gown F C She drew a gun and shot her lover man down F Madam C G Miss otis regrets she's unable to lunch today C When the mob came and got her F C And dragged her from the jail F Madam C G They strung her upon the old willow across the way C And the moment before she died F C She lifted up her lovely head and cried F Madam C F G C G Miss otis regrets she's unable to lunch today C F G Miss otis regrets she's unable to lunch Am Today