Written by Ray Evans/Joe Ricardel
E D9 E7 A D9 A D9 I don't want french fried po - ta - toes, A D9 A D9 Red ripe to - ma - toes, B7 Edim B7 I'm nev- er sat - is - fied. D9 Cdim A F#7 I want the frim fram sauce with the aus - en fay D9 E7/6 A Edim E7 With cha - fa - fa on the side. E D9 E7 A D9 A D9 I don't want pork chops and ba - con, A D9 A D9 That won't a - wa - ken B7 Edim B7 My ap - pe - tite in - side. D9 Cdim A F#7 I want the frim fram sauce with the aus - en fay D9 Dm6 A With cha - fa - fa on the side. Bridge: A7 D D6 A fella's really got to eat A7 Fdim D9 And a fella should eat right. B7 Cdim E Five will get you ten Fdim B7 Cdim E7 I'm gonna feed myself right tonight. E D9 E7 A D9 A D9 I don't want fish cakes and rye bread - A D9 A D9 You heard what I said. B7 Edim B7 Waiter, please serve mine fried D9 Cdim A F#7 I want the frim fram sauce with the aus - en fay D9 Dm6 A With cha - fa - fa on the side.