Eating Food In The Shower

	  		
Intro 
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SPOKEN: Babe, you know I love you, but it's hard to find time to spend together. 
You've got your career. I've got, my..uh I do stuff. 
But I'll find a way to work this out. Let's GET IT ON! 

verse 1 
Fm7 
I'm a busy guy, and you're a busy woman 
                                  Bb           Cm 
Every day you wake up for work at the crack of nine 
Fm7 
Then we gotta choose between morning sex and breakfast 
                                 Bb            Cm 
God knows we need both but there just ain't no time 

Fm 
But I've found a way to get the most out of our day 
       Fm 
I prepared you this buffet 
   Bbm                                    Csus4   C 
So grab a tray, take off your clothes and follow me 

      Gm      F/A     Bb 
Let's eat our food in the shower 
     Eb          Bb         F7 
Just look at the time we've saved 
Gm        Eb     Bb 
Nothing unlocks a meal's flavor potential 
     Eb         Bb       F/A 
Like turning up a faucet head from pulse to spray 

      Gm     F/A     Bb 
We're eating food in the shower 
             Eb           Bb        F7 
Ain't this romantic, it's just like rain 
              Gm      Eb         Bb 
Although I've definitely had crispier toast in my life 
              Eb          Bb       F/A 
And there's a huge amount of bacon collecting in your drain!
 

Bridge 
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Csus C 

SPOKEN: That's right, girl. Don't things taste better when we're naked? 
I gotta tell you I - whoops. 
Sorry I'll get that, that was... 
WHOA Whoa whoa. Sorry sorry sorry. Sorry, that was me. 

verse 2 
Fm 
Now it's later at night, and the mood is right for lovin' 
                            Bb        Cm 
It's our 3 day anniversary, let's celebrate 
     Fm 
Reservation for two at a candlelight dinner 
                                       Bb         Cm 
Right inside your own bathroom, what a convenient date! 

         Fm 
Sit down at the tub-shaped table, give your order to the waiter 
    Fm 
And hold my pruney hand 
       Bbm                     C 
I also hired a harpist and mariachi band (mi amor!) 
 
Gm     F/A     Bb 
Eating food in the shower 
           Eb         Bb      F7 
But just between us I don't deny 
        Gm           Eb          Bb 
All the drinks are watered down, there's shampoo in my tacos 
       Eb            Bb            F/A 
Also I asked a bunch of friends if they would like to stop by (hi!) 

      Gm     F/A     Bb 
We're eating food in the shower 
            Eb       Bb      F7 
This is the pinnacle of your year 
             Gm      Eb           Bb 
The night is only gettin' better as we get wetter and wetter 
            Eb      Bb      F/A 
Hey is this mayo or conditioner I have no idea
 

Outro 
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Fm Gm 

SPOKEN: Man, it's getting crowded in here. Let's towel off. Oh God, the Mariachi band!!!