Written by Fat Mike
IntroVerse 1:
G5 A5 I once heard a song about it never rains in Southern California D5 Em I once saw a band play at the Farm sober, I hadn't had a drink G5 Like cleaning gums or huggin'bums A5 Or doin' something that you know's good for ya D5 Those times are tedious and tenuous Em And hopefully much shorter than a blinkPre-Chorus
C5 G5 C5 Em I'm so easy to deciphe, I could rationalize for life C D Em But from all the strife I caused, I gotta go without C5 D5 G5 Em Taking codones is insane, I don't wanna kill I want more pain C5 D5 G5 So like the California drought, I'm dryin' outVerse 2:
G5 A5 I got the one job that it's frowned upon if you're not a user D5 Em The bands that are all sober are the ones playing the Warped and county fairs G5 A5 I'll go to a meeting and get called a loser D5 Em Then I get invited to a party from a bro who works at BayerPre-Chorus
C5 G5 C5 Em He's got the shit from 1910, bottled H that's genuine C5 D5 Em B/D# I just wanna see what all the hype's about C5 D5 D#º Em I just gotta try it once, but I say no cuz I got 3 months? C5 D5 G5 And like the California drought, I'm dryin' outC5 G5 C5 Em I'm a jest pilot in jux, to positions in a crux C5 D5 B/D# Em I'm not in fashion I'm in flux, so they all doubt C5 D5 G5 Em I just want some cocaine but it's making me insane C5 D5 I think I may have broken my brain so I'm dryin' outVerse 3:
G5 A5 My sponsor should be Ernie Ball or PBR not Pat from Petaluma D5 Em The chips I want are kale, corn, potato, and for betting on a flush G5 A5 But now I gotta listen to a 20 minute story that's just a rumor D5 And I'm sorry but this nicotine and caffeine don't gimme the same Em B/D# Rush