Mommy Fwiend

	  		Intro Cm  G7  Ab  Eb 



              Eb 
I don't wanna suck you off 
          G7 
Just to hold the spot 
          Cm                     Ab 
Of every suicide hotline volunteer 
         Bb 
You ever called 
             Eb 
I'm not your mom 
                 G7 
And I'm not your therapist 
            Ab             Bb        Eb 
And I'm not safe enough to take this risk 



              Eb 
I don't wanna eat your dread 
     Cm 
The very same way 
     Fm 
That women swallow cum 
        Bb 
Just to make it go away 
               Eb 
And you should treat me better 
         Cm 
Than the goddamn fruit 
          Fm              Bb      Eb 
You cut a hole in back in seventh grade 

Pré-Refrão  

      Ab 
And I know 
  Bb           Cm 
I know you're sad 
Ab            Bb 
Let me just remind you 
     G7 
I am not your fuckin' dad 

Refrão  

              Eb 
I don't wanna suck you off 
          G7 
Just to hold the spot 
         Cm 
Of every mental health professional 
    Ab    Bb 
You ever saw 
             Eb 
I'm not your therapist 
        G7 
I'm not trained for this 
            Ab       Bb         Eb 
And I don't wanna be forced to listen 
Cm       Fm 
Under coercion 
                                      Bb 
Under the threat of your blood on my hands 


          Ab       Fm 
Let me remind you 
                    Bb 
That I am not your dad 

Segunda Parte  

              Cm 
I am not your daddy 
           G7 
I can't support you 
         Ab 
I can't work through all 
                      Eb 
Your childhood trauma for you 
              Cm 
I don't wanna fuck you 
         G 
Like he never could 
         Ab 
I don't wanna be the thing you fuck 
   Eb 
To do something you shouldn't 



        Ab                       Bb 
I don't owe you any space on my bed 
            Ab 
This isn't feminism 
                 Bb 
It's straight up normal fucking etiquette 
     Fm    Fm/C   Fm/B 
When I say fuck off 
     Bb 
Fuck off 
           Ab 
Because consent's about more than just 
     Bb 
Your cock and the government, so 

  

              Eb 
I don't wanna suck you off 
          G7 
Just to hold the spot 
         Cm 
Of every mental health professional 
    Ab 
You never saw 
             Eb 
I'm not your therapist 
        Bb6 
I'm not trained for this 
            Ab       Bb         Eb 
And I don't wanna be forced to listen 
Cm       Fm 
Under coercion 
                                      Bb 
Under the threat of your blood on my hands 

 

              Eb               G7 
Leveraging my constant guilt against me 
         Cm              Ab 
And you force me into submission 
               Eb               G7 
And I would be so much less offended 
                  Cm 
If you just told me to get back 
           Ab 
Into the kitchen 
             Fm                    Bb 
I don't even feel good about it anymore 
                 Ab 
'Cause you don't take the advice 
            Bb6 
You fuckin' use me for 



              Eb 
I don't wanna suck you off 
          G7 
Just to hold the spot 
         Cm 
Of every mental health professional 
    Ab   Bb 
You ever saw 
             Eb 
I'm not your therapist 
        Cm 
I'm not trained for this 
            Ab           Bb         Eb 
And I don't wanna take a fucking risk 
Cm       Fm 
Under coercion 
                                      Bb7 
Under the threat of your blood on my hands 



          Ab      Fm 
Let me remind you 
                    Bb7 
That I am not your dad 
          Ab      Fm 
Let me remind you 
                      Bb7 
To call your fucking dad 

Final Eb  G  Cm  Ab 
        Eb  G  Ab  Bb 
        Eb  Cm  Fm  Bb