Congratulations

	  		
Intro 
D      A 
 T-Series! (Yeah!) 
          F#m       E 
It's your big day! (Woo!) Incredible job! 
D A 
   I know we had our differences 
      F#m               E 
But today, I just wanna tell you 

             D               A 
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration 
          F#m                E 
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!) 
             D                      A 
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration 
             F#m                        E 
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing 


verse 1 
             D               A 
Ayy, congratulations to your corporation 
                  F#m                    E 
Guess to beat one Swedish boy you need a billion Asians 
          D               A 
Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took 
      F#m                   E 
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood 
D                     A 
 Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing wrong 
     F#m                       E 
Like starting your business by selling pirated songs 
      D                      A 
Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia 
    F#m                     E 
Get used to your past being held against you by the media 
    D                              A 
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah 
    F#m                      E 
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia 
    D                       A 
For legal reasons, that's a joke; For legal reasons, that's a joke 
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For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me that's a joke 
D                 A 
India, I'm sorry 'bout the memes, you're the best 
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I love my Indian bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh 
     D                     A 
I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter 
 F#m                 E 
'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi- 

             D               A 
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration 
          F#m                E 
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!) 
             D                      A 
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration 
             F#m                        E 
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing 


Post-Chorus 
        D A 
Congratulations (Uh) 
        F#m E 
Congratula--tions (It's your big day!) 
        D A 
Congratulations 
        F#m E 
Congratula--tions (Such a big day) 

verse 2 
        D                 A 
I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? 
F#m      E 
T-Series saying, "cease and desist" 
      D                       A 
Had a problem with me telling them to "hold their defecation" 
     F#m                E 
But, let me educate you silly, that's not defamation (Woo) 
D                  A 
T-Series can eat a dick! (Still not defamation) 
F#m                     E 
Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs! (Still not defamation) 
D                     A 
Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains? 
         F#m                 E 
That's a blatant racist lie; Yeah, but still not defamation! 
D                 A 
India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son 
F#m                       E 
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof) 
D                A 
 Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty 
    F#m                  E 
But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably 
    D                   A 
But never mind the poor people, we just here to party 
     F#m                      E 
Just hit up, pop some bottles with the nine-year-old army 
D               A 
 Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem 
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But we still out there, live it like we 'bout to kamikaze 

Bridge 
D               A 
 So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel 
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Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels 
D                  A 
 Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure 
         F#m                 E 
It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg 
        D                        A 
Through all the change and controversy you've been by my side 
           F#m               E 
There's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time 
D                      A 
 It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard 
       F#m (end on F#m and fade) 
Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world 

             D               A 
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh) 
          F#m                E 
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Party all day, yeah) 
             D                      A 
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration 
             F#m                        E 
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
 

Post-Chorus 
        D A 
Congratulations (Skratter du) 
        F#m E 
Congratula--tions (It's your big day!) 
        D A 
Congratulations (How fucking lit) 
        F#m E 
Congratula--tions (Such a big day) 

Outro 
D                A 
 Congratulations, T-Series! 
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 You did it! Yatta desu ne 
A                                F#m                E 
Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line