10 Second Rule Song

	  		Intro: 

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verse 1: 

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Let's say hypothetically 
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You're watching an internet video.    -Ohh 
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Go with me on this 
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...                       -And 
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Let's say hypothetically 
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That this video hits a snag.    -Ohh 
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You get a little buffer action 
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The video's froze 
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Now you must choose 
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How long are you 
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Willing to wait 
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            -10 seconds 
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Before you click awayyy.     -10 seconds 
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Mmm.. Open up a new page     -10 seconds 
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Before you start to rage     -10 seconds 
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Mmm.. Sign up again and confirm your age    -10 seconds 

Chorus: 

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15 seconds of fame 
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And 5 second for that 
Dm Stop 
Burrito that you dropped non the beach one time 
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Put those rules to same 

in 10 seconds 
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seconds..seconds..seconds.. 
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verse 2: 

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So you're at work 
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And you got a little hunger pain you see 
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So you head down the hall to find the vending machine 
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And you press F-14 because 
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That's where the snack that you like resides 
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But when you press F-14 the coil gets stuck 
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And your snack is still inside 
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So now you gotta start shaking the machine 
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And the question is 
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How long are you gonna shake this machine 
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Until you begin to eat away at your own dignity? 
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Your wife packed your lunch    -10 seconds 
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Carrots, hummus, and grapes in a bunch    -10 seconds 
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It's just a bug of Fritos    -10 seconds 
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Do you really need those Fritos?  

Chorus: 

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15 seconds of fame 
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And 5 second for that 
Dm Stop   
Pepperoni pizza on a Wallgreen's parking lot 
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Put those rules to same 

in 10 seconds 
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seconds..seconds..seconds.. 
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verse 3: 
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So you find yourself on a date with a beautiful girl 
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You try to tell her all the things that interest you in the world 
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You talk about Harry Potter 
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She said she doesn't like wizards 
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You talk about your salamander 
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She said she doesn't like lizards 
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You try to stay quiet like it aint no thing 
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But how long can you let the silence hang?    -10 seconds 
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You stare into space    -10 seconds 
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Try not to focus, on the errant hair on her face    -10 seconds 
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You think of something to say    -10 seconds 
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Just wait for the silence to go away 

Chorus: 

F               E7 
15 seconds of fame 
Fmaj7                 
And 5 second for that 
Dm Stop   
Protein shake on locker room floor  -Gross 
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Put those rules to same 

in 10 seconds 
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seconds..seconds..seconds.. 
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verse 4: 

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How long do you wait when you reset the internet router? -10 seconds 
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How long do you wait when you give up on the hot water in the shower? -10 seconds 
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When you drop some food on the ceiling? -10 seconds 
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Well how long can you hold your breath before you get that oh I'm dying feeling? 
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Claim a fart in a group -10 seconds 
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Check your pants for poop -10 seconds 
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Someone talkin' smack -10 seconds 
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Come up with a comeback -10 seconds 
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Give up on a fish that's floating -10 seconds 
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To decide this little pond is not suitable for boating... -Uuh 

Chorus: 

F               E7 
15 seconds of fame 
Fmaj7                 
And 5 second for that 
Dm Stop   
Trail mix literally on the trail 
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Put those rules to same 

in 10 seconds 
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seconds..seconds..seconds.. 
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