The Cats 9 Lives Song

	  		




   
Intro: 

One, two, three... 
A 
Meow 
D 
  Get into character. Dead cat 


verse 1: 

A 
Lookin' down from Heaven 
         D 
I see my flat carcass -in front of 7-11 
A 
Wish I could say it was the first time 
          D 
but I'm a cat -so in terms of lives she's had nine 
A 
The first time I died as I remember 
  D 
I landed on my feet -but it was into a blender 
     A 
Next life my fancy feast cans had somethin' in them 
     D  
that really fancy thing -was botulism 
     A 
Took life 3 easy nappin' on some jeans 
    D 
the problem was the jeans -were in a washing machine 





Bm 
Don't feel sorry for me 
         E                        Stop 
I've had nine times the life that you could ever dream 




verse 2: 

     A 
Life four 

I became a pillow on pinterest 
     D 
Life five 

I died from sheer disinterest 
     A 
Life six 

Had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers 
     D 
Life seven 

Chased a bird into a wood chipper 
     A 
Life eight 

Donated my guts for tennis rackets 
    D  Stop 
but turns out they don't even use cat guts 

can you put that in brackets -We'll add it in post 





Bm 
  I hope this song wasn't a drag 
       E 
I just had to let this cat 
                A  Stop 
out of the bag 




Outro: 

-Uh, well technically they're putting you in a bag 

-What? 

-Yeah I think that's like a sanitary worker 

-Is that what they, do they... 

-Yeah that's what they do for a living, they clean up. 

-What makes you guys cat experts? 

-Well this is cat heaven, welcome. 

-We're dead cats 

-We welcome other new arrivals... with a song 

-Wow, you guys really put life on paws