Santa Is An Anagram

	  		Intro: C G 

Verse 1:
C 
Santa is an anagram I think you copy that 
      C 
There must be something twisted underneath his stupid hat 
    F 
You took my name, switched a letter here or there 
C 
What was Nicky thinking, did he think I wouldn't care? 
  G 
I saw it right away, I was going to kick his candy ass 
    C                                                 G 
But seeing it was Christmas I thought I'd let it pass 

Verse 2:
C 
Santa is an anagram, you're suckered by the beard 
C 
Bringing peace to everyone I think that's kinda weird 
        F 
There's no such thing as peace, it's a fallacy for fools 
     C 
They use him just to hook you into all those Sunday schools 
    G 
And later on to sign the troops for good old Uncle Sam 
    C                                         G 
You got to know that Santa is just an anagram 


Solo: C F C G C G 

Verse 3:
    C 
I'm dosing up my milligrams here in Wonderland 
C 
Chasing Norma Jeane 'round Liberace's baby grand 
F 
God's in the kitchen talking shit with Oscar Wilde 
C 
Gandhi's in the corner beating up a flower child 
G 
Gloria Steinem's hitting hard on all the ape-men 
C                                            G 
So you better spell it right, it's S-A-T-A-N 


C 
Santa is an anagram 
C 
Santa is an anagram 
F 
Santa is an anagram 
C 
Santa is an anagram 
G 
Santa is an anagram, I think you copy that 
      C 
There must be something twisted underneath his stupid hat 
C 
Santa is an anagram 
C 
Santa is an anagram 
F 
Santa is an anagram 
C 
Santa is an anagram 
G                                          C 
Santa is an anagram, you better copy that