Leaving Season

	  		
D                                Dmaj7 
Is the Richard Gere-Gerbil story true? 
                            D7 
Who came third in World War Two? 
                     G
Did Sooty sleep with Sue? 
Gm                   D 
These things i think about, 
        Asus 
When im out,  
     A 
With you 
 
 
D                           Dmaj7 
What are the holes in biros for? 
                        D7 
Which ones which in the Corrs? 
                 G 
Did Geoff Hurst really score? 
Gm 
Coz frankly your a bore, 
       Asus              A     
And im not, 
 
 
F          G 
And if its leaving season, 
     C             Am 
Your second on the bill, 
F           G 
If you wont leave me baby, 
     C                F 
I'll find someone who will, 
        C          F 
I tried love, im sorry, 
        C  
I tried l-love, 
 
 
D                    Dmaj7 
Does God ever get it wrong? 
                      D7 
Where has Gary Barlow gone? 
                        G 
Why is Christmas day so long? 
Gm 
It just goes on and on, 
    Asus 
And on, 
A 
Like you, 
 
 
F                  G 
And if its leaving season, 
      C            Am 
Your second on the bill, 
F                    G 
If you wont leave me baby, 
              C 
I'll find someone who will, 
F 
I tried love, im sorry, 
C       F C  
I tried l-love, 
 
Solo: 
 
F              G        C           Am 
do do do do do do do do do do do do do 
F              G        C 
do do do do do do do do do 
F 
I tried love, im sorry, 
C      F C 
I tried love, 

 
D                          Dmaj7 
Why is there ketchup on my sleeve? 
                        D7 
D'ya think Adam fancied Eve? 
                      G 
What if Eve could not conceive, 
Gm 
And he had to breed with Steve, 
            Asus 
We'd all be gay!