Written by Sabrina Carpenter / Amy Allen / Jack Antonoff
Intro F#m7 D A EA F#m7 Guess I'll end this life alone D I am not dramatic A E These are just the thoughts that pass right through me A F#m7 All the douchebags in my phone D I play them like a slot machine A E If they're winning I'm just losingVerse 1:
C#7 F#m7 Oh boy who's jacked and kind D Dm Can't find his ass to save my lifePre-Chorus
( F#m7 D A E )A F#m7 Oh it's slim pickins D If I can't have the one I love E Then it's you who I'll be kissin A A7 Just to get my fix in D Since the good ones are deceased or taken Dm A I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'A F#m7 Jesus what's a girl to do D A This boy doesn't even know the difference E Between "their" "there" and "they are" A F#m7 Yet he's naked in my room D Missin all the things he's missin A E C#7 God knows that he isn't living largeVerse 2:
C#7 F#m7 A boy who's nice that breathes D Dm Well I swear he's nowhere to be seenPre-Chorus
( A A7 ) Final D Dm And since the good ones call thier exes wasted D Dm And since the lord forgot my gay awakenin' D Then I'll just be here in the kitchen E A Serving up some moanin' and bitchin'A F#m7 It's slim pickins D If I can't have the one I love A E Guess it's you who I'll be kissin A A7 Just to get my fix in D Since the good ones are deceased or taken Dm A I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin' F#m7 D A E Moanin' and bitchin'