Rubber Ballz

	  		
Intro 

Dm      G       C       F 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum 
Dm      G       Em      Am 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum 
Dm      G       C       F 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum 
Dm      G       C 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba  


verse 1 
     Am 
In a larval stage 
           D 
Drinking a minimum wage 
                  G      F        Em      F 
I fell in with a girl so vastly superior 
         G           F            G 
She wore mardi gras beads in her hair 

 
    F  G   C              G        F 
And I just can't get her out of my bed 
G         C              G        F    G 
Wish I'd gone with her sister instead 
C            E 
Love life implode 
   Am              F 
My dice were all loaded 
C               G         F 
I can't get her out of my bed 



Bridge 
Em    Am              Em                      Am 
I know, if she gave a fuck then it would show 
        Dm                               G          
And she wouldn’t have me stabbing other boys 
          Dm                            G 
Like it’s just a bit of sweetness she enjoys 


Break 
Dm      G       C       F 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum 
Dm      G       Em      Am 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum 
Dm      G       C       F 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum 
Dm      G       C 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba  


verse 3 
         Am 
Devil’s daughter 
Am           D 
So much for Simon’s fifty ways 
D                     G           F             Em     F 
What can a lonely boy do when all else seems inferior? 
     G             F         G 
No come-along will pull me away 

 
    F  G   C              G        F 
And I just can’t get her out of my bed 
G           C             G        F    G 
Should've mainlined saltpeter instead 
    C          E         Am       F 
My vices have voted, her ass duly noted 
C              G         F 
Can’t kick her out of my bed 



Bridge 
Em                   Am 
Hold on, maybe this girl is alright 
Em                          Am 
Just wants the benefit of a modern love life 
Dm                              C 
I don’t know the difference anymore 
             F                         G 
I've turned making bad decisions into some kind of art form 
Dm                              C 
Don’t mention boundaries on the phone 
      F                          G 
They slide and glide on out the door 

 
      C              G         F   G 
And I can’t get her out of my bed 
C             G          F 
Can’t get her out of my bed 
    C          E         Am       F 
My vices have voted, her ass duly noted 
C             G         F     C 
Can’t get her out of my bed 



Bridge 
Em         
Slow down 
Am           Em              Am 
I don’t know what I’m hoping for 
   Dm                        G 
So silently I’m opening the latch  
  Dm                                 G 
I swear she’ll be the last one I dispatch 


Outro 
Dm      G       C       F 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum 
Dm      G       Em      Am 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum 
Dm      G       C       F 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum 
Dm      G       Em       Am 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba da da da da  

Dm      G       C       F 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum 
Dm      G       Em      Am 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum 
Dm      G       C       F 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba dum, ba dum 
Dm      G       C 
Ba dum, ba dum, ba