Written by The Uncluded
A E I can take my finger off, old dog, old trick G D New twist like actually take the finger off A E Wrap it in a blanket as you would a severed horse head G D Mail it to a friend you wanna pinky swear more with and A E Should they need a forearm or something they can practice drawing skulls on G D Cut it from the shoulder while the saw's warm A E The full appendage really make a world of difference G D Included too are 30 teeth to chew out all your critics A E 32 would have been perfect, 2 were casualties of it's it's- G D I always wanted radder things for Christmas A The rest were cool E I'm shipping out a torso in the a.m G D You should learn to hit the organs every time at 40 paces - A it's important E I can't explain why now, by the way G D Legs in a crate delivery by today A E If a uniformed man knock knocks, sign his document G D You shouldn't have to walk out to the mailbox for the other shit verse 2: Kimya Dawson A E G D My mom was a lunch lady when I was in elementary school A E She was outside during recess G D She had a whistle and I thought that that was cool A E G D She was really nice to all the kids who didn't have a lot of friends A E G D She would give them hugs and tell them jokes or she'd play catch with them A E G D And, my dad worked at the laundromat which was really cool to me A E I'd get to open up the washing machines G D And clean them out and collect the money A E G D And I'd open soap dispenser and put new little boxes of soap inside A E I knew how it worked and I was good at it G D And helping out filled me with a sense of pride A E G D I would meet all kinds of people there and I would look them in the eye A E And I'd say "Hi! Excuse me, but do you mind G D If I shine the glass while your clothes dry?" Hook: Aesop Rock & Kimya Dawson (x4) A E My whole life is a (My whole life is a delicate cycle) G D A delicate cycle, a delicate cycle verse 3: Aesop Rock A E Inside a jar with a lid, a giant arm with head G D They said it used to walk upright and like New York after ten A E One day it woke up out of order, nothing more to extend G D Delicate cycle in the alpha of its orbiting zen A E When it's a impersonal skill is already poor at its best G D A conversation can be riddled with exorbitant debt A E And you don't know it, but I know I owe you more than I've kept G D So if you find a biohazard by your door on the step A E Maybe it couldn't find its faculties, but swore it would help G D Wanted to be a larger part than its abnormalcies let A E Hang on, I'm overnighting eyes with a headlight-deer stare G D One up, Vin Van, UPS and ear pair A E Wear 'em if you need a new perspective on a weird year G D And one day when I'm better we can square away a fair share A E The last frame silhouetted by the sun G D Was an air mail stamp on a still warm tongue verse 4: Kimya Dawson A E G D I was 26 years old the first time I lived in a house A E G D With a washer and dryer in it and that's the year I bottomed out A E G D Maybe what was missing was the sense of community that comes from A E G D Hauling your big old load out in public and airing your dirty laundry A E G D And the company of other people who also don't have the amenities A E G D At their convenience in a home that's so set up that they never have to leave A E I miss the smell, the dust, the coins, the trust G D The squeaky carts, the vibrations A E The bucket full of bleach, the dryer sheets G D The old pay phone, the giant sink A E I'd watch my daddy mop the floor G D And my heart started with a quarter A E I'd watch my daddy mop the floor G D And my heart started with a quarter