Written by Pat MacDonald
Intro: A G D A (x2) verse 1 A G Well, you're livin' on the street, cravin' something hot D C G It's simmerin' in a dumpster, back by Popeye's parking lot A G Smell the rich aroma, it's a fragrance to entice D E A Dirty deep fried chicken and dirty dirty rice verse 2 A G All my bros on Sunset know there's nothing to compete D C G No flop or rescue mission serves nutrition so complete A G It's downright good eatin' and there's just no beatin' the price D E A Dirty deep fried chicken and dirty dirty rice D E A Dirty deep fried chicken and dirty dirty rice A G D A (x2) verse 3 A G Yuppies think I'm a wino 'cause I seem to have no class D C G Girls think I'm perverted 'cause I watch them as they pass A G Cops think I'm a drughound but I only have one vice D E A Dirty deep fried chicken and dirty dirty rice D E G Dirty deep fried chicken and dirty dirty rice Break G Frying chickens in the sun, politicians have their verse 4 A G Fundraising dinners, their fine filet of sole D C G Their creme de escargot, and their nouveau casserole A G They can have all the caviar and the pink champagne on ice D E A Gimme dirty deep fried chicken and dirty dirty rice D E A Dirty deep fried chicken And dirty dirty rice D E G Dirty deep fried chicken And dirty dirty rice A G D A (x2) A