Written by Todd Snider
G D C G D C The Kingsmen came together in a garage, they could hardly even play G D C But they practiced night and day pretty soon they got to where they could really play that song Louie, Louie G D C So, they saved up all the money from the shows, went in to one of them studios and gave their version of the song a try G D C Now, I don't know the words to that song Louie, Louie and I'm pretty sure the singer for the G D C Kingsmen didn't know ?em either, if he did know ?em he didn't get ?em right on the record G D C D Cause on the record they sound jumbled in his jaw? It says, me think of me girl oh so constantly G D C D Ahmayaaah makaaaah aahh ooohoooh aaaaah G D C Well, that last part scared everybody from the PTA to the FBI G D C You see, the kids had been going kind of crazy lately and it seemed like nobody could figure out why, G D C So they decided to form a coalition, launch an investigation, you know for the children, they at least had to try G D To figure out the words to Louie, Louie Chorus G C G C It's the feel good hit of this endless summer G A7 D It gets these kids out of control C D G C Singin along to that star spangled bummer, G D G Hail, hail rock and roll G D C Marilyn Manson?s real name isn't even Marilyn Manson, he's a skinny public high school G D C Kid from Florida, not some monster from out of this world and like of a lot other skinny long hair public G D C High school kids he was sick of getting beaten up by the pulling guard all week only to go out on the weekend, and watch the G D C Quarterback get all the girls so, he formed a band man G D C Now' he gets all the girls, a few years later a couple of latchkey kids go tragically G D C Mad and everybody's standing around the television store at the mall trying to figure out what went wrong, this guy says, G D C you think the life of a kid going to high school could've gotten so bad this other guy says nah, C It's just the words to one of them goddamn Marilyn Manson songs, you know the one Chorus G D C You know, every ten years or so our country and some other little country, we start firing all of our newest weapons G D C At each other for some reason or another, right or wrong, like it or not, it happens, and when it happens G D C People get shot and when people get shot, they show it on tv a lot every night at six o clock G D C And you don't even have to be eighteen to see it you don't even have to be in first grade, first grade where they teach the kid pride G D C They tell him he'll need to thrive, in a world where only the strong will survive, so he's taught the art of more G D C To compare to and to keep score Monday thru Friday while he stares at the floor til' Sunday they make him go to G D C School once more only this time they make him wear a suit and a tie and listen to some guy who claims to know where people go G D C When they die tell him that only the meek are gonna inherit the earth Well shit, by this time the kid doesn't know what anything G D C Is worth, now brothers and sisters I am only one guy and I don't even know the words to that song Louie, Louie G D C but I can tell you right now without batting an eye that the next time some latchkey kid goes wrong C It aint gonna be cause that Eminem gets to say the word Fag in his song G D C And I'm not trying to preach to ya either, I'm just trying to sing to ya too, you know string a few words together G D C Hey kids... G D C Lets get it on, G D C Lets get it on