You Can Finally Meet My Mom

	  		

  

 
Intro: G    Em7    Dsus4    Cadd9 


G 
Don't cry when i die 
Em7 
When it's my time i probably won't die 
Dsus4 
I'll just lie down and close my eyes 
Cadd9 
And think about stuff 

G                       Em7 
These eyes got too wide seen too much of life's goodbyes 
Dsus4 
Should have spent less time making loot 
Cadd9                                        G 
And spent more time in my birthday suit with you 

(whistle) 
G    Em7    Dsus4    Cadd9 

G                       Em7 
And everybody upstairs, everybody down stairs 
Dsus4                   Cadd9 
I'm not gonna have time to hang out with them 

Cadd9                          (G) 
'cause i'll be hanging out with you 


G   G/F#                       Em7 
Not jimi hendrix, jesus or the dude 
                  Cadd9            Dsus4 
Who played the sherriff in blazing saddles 
G                 G/F#             Em7 
You not chris farley mr rodgers oh i've waited so long 
Cadd9            Dsus4 
You can finally meet my mom 


(whistle) 
G    Em7    Dsus4    Cadd9 


G                  
Life is good, but love it's better 
Em7 
Even bieber ain't forever 
Dsus4 
We all got to go you know 
Cadd9 
So you might as well go in style 

G                 Em7 
Everybody prayin, everybody singing 
Dsus4                      Cadd9 
I'm not gonna have time to hang out with them 
Cadd9                           G 
'cause i'll be hanging out with you 

    G/F#                        Em7 
Not gilda radner, buddha or the dude 
        Cadd9         Dsus4 
Who had pop rocks and soda at the same time 
G        G/F#                         Em7               Cadd9 
You, not jesse james, paul newman and oh i've waited so long 
        Dsus4           Cadd9 
You can finally meet my mom. 

Em7 
I'm not making light of things 
    Dsus4                                     Cadd9 
But who's to say who's right with things like this 

There's so much that we miss 
                    Em7 
Tryin so hard to be rich and famous 
Dsus4 
Pretty and thin, to win 
       Cadd9 
It's a shame that youth is wasted on the young 
          G                              G/F# 
So forget everything and just be with me here now 
                  Cadd9 
For as long as we can and whoever goes first save a spot 


G        G/F#                          Em7             Cadd9        Dsus4 
You, not etta james, bob marley or the girls who won my heart along the way 
G        G/F#                  Em7                  Cadd9 
You, not sitting bull, ella or bach and i almost forgot 
               Dsus4 
You can finally meet my mom 

G                           G/F#     
No steve jobs, or ty cobbs, al capone or any other mobs 
Em7                             Cadd9                  Dsus4 
No whitney houston, chet baker, andre the giant or the undertaker 

G                       G/F# 
You can finally meet my mom 
Em7                     Cadd9 
You can finally meet my mom 
                Dsus4 
You can finally meet my mom