A Shandy Too Far

	  		Intro:  C  A#  A  G 
 
 
                C         A# 
Gatesy:         Table for one,   
                Am         G 
                Preferably out of the sun,   
                F                    C      G 
                Somewhere where it's quiet.   
       
                C            A# 
                And a coffee too,   
                Am             G 
                Better make it black right through,   
                F                  C        G 
                I'm feeling fairly shite.   
       
                Am                   G      C 
                I don't think I have enough class,   
                          E               F 
                To handle drinking from a glass,   
                       F#         G(stop) 
                Get me water in a pla   stic cup.   
       
                  C      A#         C 
G & S:          I went a shandy too far,   
                          E 
                I woke up in the bed of,   
                F       F#         G(stop) 
                Someone who I just never thought I'd do.   
                          C      A#         C 
                I know, I went a shandy too far,   
                         E               F 
                I wonder where I left my car?   
                  G          C     G 
                A shandy too far.   
       
                 
Yon:            Mmmm... yum, yum, yum...   
                 
                C           A# 
Yon:            Comfortable bed...   
                 
G & S:          (Comfortable bed...)   
                Am              G 
Yon:            Shame about the pain in my head.   
                F                  C 
                Where'd I leave my shoes?   
                                    G 
G & S:          (Well, they're just over there...)   
                C                  A# 
Yon:            Well, they're over there,   
                                Am 
G & S:          (Over there...)   
                              G 
Yon:            Underneath my underwear,   
                    F                  C        G 
Tripod:         And where'd I get this bruise?   
                 
                Am             G             C 
Scod:           I can hear her come down the hall,   
                             E                F 
                And bang her head against the wall,   
                             F# 
                And wish she didn't have...   
                      G 
Tripod:         ... appalling luck.   
                 
                    C      A#         C 
                She went a shandy too far,   
                          E 
                I woke up in the bed of,   
                F       F#         G(stop) 
                Someone who I just never thought I'd do.   
                         C      A#         C 
                I know I went a shandy too far,   
                         E               F 
                I wonder where I left my car?   
                  G          Am    
                A shandy too far.   
                 
                E       Am           A# 
Scod:           Take my advice, in a crisis,   
                        F             F# 
                Catch a taxi, catch a bus.   
                               G 
                But if there's one thing you should never do is trust yourself,   
                                 C         A# 
                'Cause there's a caveman inside,   
                Am                       G             F 
                Your brain's just coming along for the ride,   
                      G         C       G 
                You'd think I'd learn.   
                 
Yon and Gatesy: (Shandy too far...)   
                 
                C               A# 
Scod:           I don't know it all,   
                Am              G 
                When it will be safe to call.   
                   F                F# 
                We used to be quite friendly,   
                    G 
                But this could be the end.   
                 
                           C(stop, tacet from here) 
                Because we went...   
                 
Yon and Gatesy: We went a shandy too far.   
                 
Scod:           (Shandy, shandy too far...)   
                 
Yon and Gatesy: I woke up in the bed of,   
                                                Bring back G 
Tripod:         Someone who I never thought I'd do.   
                         C      A#         C 
                I know I went a shandy too far,   
                         E               F 
                I wonder where I left my car?   
                  G          C     G 
                A shandy too far.   
                 
                 
                (They all start shouting at once)   
                 
                C         A#        Am 
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,  Whoaoh 
                G         F 
                Ooooo-wa, oooh,   
                G          C     
                Shandy too far.   
                 
                                    G 
Scod:           Never happened to me personally, of course.   
                 
                C         A#        Am 
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,   
                 
Gatesy:         Is Mum in the audience again?!   
                G         F 
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, oooh,   
                G          C    G 
                Shandy too far.   
                 
                C         A#        Am 
                Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,   
                G         F 
                Ooooo-wa, oooh,   
 
 
                G          C            G 
Yon:            Shandy too far...   
Scod:                       Shandy too far...   
Gatesy:                                 Shandy too far.   
                 
                C         A#        Am 
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, ooooo-wa, oooh,   
                 
Gatesy:         How much money?   
                G         F 
Tripod:         Ooooo-wa, oooh,   
                G(let ring) 
Yon:            Shandy too...   
Scod:                     Shandy too...   
Gatesy:                             Shandy too...   
                    C              C 
Tripod:         ... far_ooooooooh